djslut's definitions

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

ransack

to ballwalk very fast

After I ransacked the local grocery store, the managers called the police.

by djslut October 4, 2005

Windpassing

A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.

He tried not to pass wind, as the wind passed through Windpassing.

by djslut October 1, 2005

ballwalk

to walk around a public area with your testicles hanging out of your fly

I wanted to ballwalk across the sorority house lawn and scare away all the pledges

by djslut September 20, 2005

coke nostril

The obvious exaggerated size of either the left or right nostril over the other due to excessive and prolonged cocaine abuse

"Damn, check out Paris Hilton's huge coke nostril!"

by djslut September 20, 2005

ghetto batz

a bit like a cross between wanksters and goths; urban ghetto youth who often wear all black but miss the point of the goth aesthetic by also displaying elements of wannabe gangsta culture such as gang signs, baggy pants, iced-out jewelry and homeboy slang, and often displaying a complete ignorance of gothic music

Goth: This club is full of ghetto batz, let's get out of here

by djslut October 1, 2005

westwood

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

by djslut July 20, 2008