A rather scathing insult, especially when spoken with a thick Boston accent. It describes any guy who would otherwise be called dirtbag, scum, or the infamous "That Guy".
So I'm bangin' this chick, yeah? And get this; her boyfriend comes in and let me tell you, what a fackin' spoonge, eh?
by Ubermorph January 22, 2013
A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.
Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.
by Captaindefiner December 27, 2011