Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
by emoscum March 8, 2006
by Joseph Indelicato January 16, 2006
Spoff! (Enlarges grape)
by Koppyklone September 27, 2017
West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004
You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
by Dan Fox August 13, 2003