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Splooge and puke mixed together...SPLOOK!!!
So this girl was deep throating me when she gagged and threw up when I splooged, the splook got everywhere!
Splook by BigDubD15 March 20, 2009
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Someone who has no idea what they are talking about. This word was accidentally created one day and has taken off as a regular everyday word.
That splook keeps going on and on making it up as she goes. She is so full of BS.
splook by Finity026 May 2, 2010
When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.
I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!
Splook by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.
So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john
Splook by Roastr2 February 13, 2022

splook splaaack

"Dude i just splook splaaacked in my pants"
splook splaaack by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Kira splook 

A Kira splook is a well known phrase for a corrupt ovary, sometimes cancerous. It's best not to use this with any of your relatives, unless they have ovary cancer, of course
My Aunt has Kira splook🥺
Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020

Kira splook 

To have a Kira splook is to have a cencerpus, degenerative disorder in your ovaries. It's most effective to use this against people you hate.
Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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