Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it
Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.
Ex2: Go suck a sploof
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."
"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"
A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.
a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.
From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.
"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"
The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.
Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.