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Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it
Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof
by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010
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a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"
by anna banana August 11, 2004
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A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003
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Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.
by LaMichael washin'ton December 13, 2010
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a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
by Superatomico June 29, 2012
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A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.

From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
by TA Reserves November 16, 2011
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a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm
The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.
by dr. horatio von huson II, esq. September 05, 2005
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highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf
dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom
by Dirt January 25, 2005
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