Sexual poisition:
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012
by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021
by bootsy collins April 16, 2003
(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.
(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.
(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.
(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.
by Renobinamen November 10, 2010
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