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A synonym for zooted, but exclusively for weed.

When you're so fucking high out of your mind that you're on the floor cry-laughing at the dumbest shit, and eating a box full of stale oreos because they're so damn good.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EYEBROWS"
"Dude, you are so fucking sparfed right now."
sparfed by cryptidcrackshack August 29, 2022
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Spiffed Up 

The act of being dressed up in a suit and tie, for an occasion or for no reason at all.
Matt: I feel like getting spiffed up and going to a nice club tonight. These dive bars are getting old.
Jack: Calm down

Getting Spiroed 

I sold this guy a $600 hood. I sent the hood & he never sent the money.
"Man you just got Spiro'ed"

I have some engine parts for sale. The buyer seems shady.
"be careful, or you will be getting Spiroed.

Spiffed up 

1. To be spiffy or to obtain a lot of spiff
2. To be flashy, fly, and fresh
3. To be well dressed, and well swagged out
Travis Porter has a song defining spiffed up
- I'm clean, I'm spiffy, It's amazing ain't my spiff terrrific..
- I keep my pants creased, I keep my jeans tucked, i let my pants sag kuz i dont give a f*ck...polo shirt, check my polo bag, fresh hair cut come and take a photo man

Bob-man i hope john dresses good for the club, im trying to take some girls home
Mike-Yea but i hope he doesn't get too spiffed up, he'll make us look bad

- Bruh you see that dude over there all spiffed up, man i bet he got hella guap and pull hella hoes
- Hell yea man he's spiffed out ridiculous

spiffed out 

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.
You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.
spiffed out by Jerk June 18, 2006
1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs
1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"
spiffed by Johann7 November 10, 2008