27 definitions by Jerk

Top Definition
term of endearment;;;;;my lover
what are you doing, sweets?
by jerk October 04, 2003
When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
by Jerk October 21, 2004
a thing that beats a lot
i mean all the time
my heart rate is somewhat normal being that i am only 25 years of age.
by jerk October 05, 2003
to count
tally up what you got on that
by jerk October 04, 2003

1. the stars in someones eyes that represent mischeviousness, hatred, or love.
I saw his twinkle but I didnt know exactly what it was stemming from OR I dont think he likes me because there was no twinkle.
by jerk October 06, 2003
subdued elegance
he spoke with such eloquence
by jerk October 05, 2003
really cool cut outs with little tabs you must be careful with in order to be able to put the clothes on the dolls
usually the clothes have stripes or flowers
i got a new set of paper dolls/
lets cut!
by jerk October 04, 2003

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