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That guy told a real Spicer!
Spicer by KathiC January 21, 2017
Rare last name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.

Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea

Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.

Dick and trevor go together forever!
Trevor: OMG! There's a Spicer! I am going to worship you and give you free blowjobs!

Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!
Spicer by ChiknFriedRice December 17, 2008
A "Spicer" is someone from Dublin who thinks they are hard/mad. Also known as a madt cunt. They will more than likely spike their hair, where adidas tracksuits etc.. Similar to the english "chav". A Spicer is not as hard as a Dublin knacker. It comes completely natural to a knacker to act hard where as a Spicer can sometimes try to emphasise their knackeryness to make them seem .. more knackery.
Im Jacinteh the spicer from Summerhill, whaa are yi lookin ah yi bollix, ill slap yor face blue.
Spicer by Madt Conti January 23, 2011
1.people that make a place a joyful or pausitive spot as soon as they walk in

2.people that are energetic and full of life

singular: spicer

2: spicers

group of 3 or more: spiceys
hey look at those spicers over there!

the spicys are coming no way!

hey a spicer just walked into the room did u notice?
Spicer by cheer603 October 3, 2011
someone who frequently likes to get high off of spice
He's toking on that synthetic shit again? what a spicer.
spicer by rawrrrrr20938750283750r1 December 30, 2011
That little spot of pee that can appear on your pants after you think you are done at the urinal and pull your pants back up. Verb or noun.
Michael Gudinski spicered himself. He walked down the street with a dumb look on his face and a big old spicer on his crotch.
Spicer by Spicerguy March 17, 2017