Spermicide

when sperm flies all over the place after ejaculation

dude, i was maturbating last night and i spermicide all over my clothes.

by Andrew "Amagr8" Ace October 25, 2007

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union June 9, 2007

Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 21, 2013

Spermicidal Rape

Whilst in the mid of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman or after, if a man throws the woman down on the bed and randomly pulls out a huge spermicide tablet and sticks it up her vagina without forewarning her of such tablet going up her vagina, then this is considered Spermicidal Rape.

Captain, come quick, there's been a spermicidal rape!

by zeitgeist12 June 15, 2011

spermicidal maniac

1 a male who forces a girl to spit out his cum

or 2 a male who jackes it so often that he kills sperm like a homocidal maniac killes people

"wow your a spermicidal maniac i'm a vegitarian and need the protine so i should swallow"

by tttrucker4 May 30, 2005

Spermicidal Rage

When you use a condom correctly and she still gets pregnant.

Mark went into spermicidal rage when he found out Becky was preggers!

by Boris Gump July 15, 2017