Skip to main content

speed racer 

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.
Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!
speed racer by Cellist December 19, 2003

speed racer 

a show that nobody can hate. you either:

a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage

b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.

c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.

d. love the wicked awesome theme song.

if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.
go speed racer go! yeah. cool.
speed racer by thegreatmonkey October 28, 2005

speed racer 

A fast talking whippersnapper who knows his stuff. Also has a very dry sense of humour, despite his (probably intentional) refusal to use punctuation both in text and vocal interface.
speed racer by C16H13ClN2O February 10, 2005

Slow down their speed racer 

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small
Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

speed racer 

A dealer who delivers your crystal meth very quickly.
I called John five minutes ago and he's already here! What a speed racer!
speed racer by gunnisfunn May 10, 2009

Dry Lake Speed Racer 

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.