Speed Porn

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.

Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!

Speed Porn by Ronius August 24, 2006

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Speedport

Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.

I was looking for an adventure and decided to speedport. As a result, I ended up in France.

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band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection

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raging hard on. When the penis is erected very hard and stiffly

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metamphetamine induced erection

i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!

speedhorn by Anonymous September 20, 2003

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When one takes a drug, namely speed, it is difficult to obtain an erection. Therefore, to have a raging speedhorn is an oxymoron.

Joe: "Omg Mark I have taken so much speed right now, look at my raging hardon"

Mark: "LOL more like raging speedhorn"

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