2 definitions by How Strange, Innocence
1. A delicious, classic pastry by Hostess. Easily available in most vending machines.
2. Small, delicious object to be inserted anally and then devoured, i.e. "Dunkin' Stix."
Santorum dipping sauce optional.
2. Small, delicious object to be inserted anally and then devoured, i.e. "Dunkin' Stix."
Santorum dipping sauce optional.
"Greg was really kinky last night and he ripped open a package of Dunkin' Stix. Needless to say, he had a four course meal of booty."
by How Strange, Innocence December 4, 2011
When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
by How Strange, Innocence November 7, 2011