n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003
A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard
Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit
Also a polite version of fucktard
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard
Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit
Also a polite version of fucktard
by Spanky Pants October 25, 2005
Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.
'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
by Lover of Connor November 8, 2006
An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.
by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015
A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!
by Helchel Noriffe April 27, 2007
by Raywr. December 30, 2011
An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.
Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
by tomjdog April 15, 2014