Spawnded 

A retarded persons way of telling everyone he re-spawned in a video game

No I spawnded over there

Spawnded by Jagerknight January 10, 2010

Spawned 

When someone’s appears out of fucking nowhere.

Guy 1: Holy shit mike where the fuck did you come from!
Mike:I just spawned

Spawned by sen_ November 20, 2017

Spawned out 

Old, skin and bones, about to die.

"Have you seen Madonna's latest video? She is looking spawned out."

Spawned out by AK Irish Gurl January 26, 2013

Spawned 

When someone appears out of fucking nowhere

Guy 1: Hey Mike. You came out of nowhere
Guy 2: Holy shit Mike just spawned!

Spawned by sen_ April 20, 2018

Spawned 

To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.

I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.

Spawned by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003

Spawned 

The act of burning yourself when attempting to light something.

I just spawned my finger trying to hit this bowl.

Spawned by Ind3lible September 24, 2011

Spawned Process 

Having a child.

Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.

Spawned Process by DAE51D October 3, 2011