a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.
Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
by MJH3 January 11, 2010
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
by TacomaBeags February 28, 2011
The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter
Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.
by Wordney smith August 24, 2019
When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.
by Josh January 31, 2005
result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009