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1.
Spatter is known as spam tweets on Twitter.
I am tired of the 'You have won a new iPhone' spatter on Twitter.
by amnesiavictim December 30, 2011
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2.
To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass
Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl
by bird_man11 June 12, 2005
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3.
spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009
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4.
1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
by Beef Stuart July 24, 2008
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5.
to cum unexpectedly
sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal
by zinger February 25, 2003
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6.
when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face
Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself
by koombez kid April 24, 2007
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