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Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010
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blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spaniel Shot 

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"
Spaniel Shot by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011

caca spaniel 

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother
Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

randy spaniel 

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.
Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.
randy spaniel by thornhero March 4, 2011