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1. windowlicker
noun: A windowlicker is a derogatory, informal description of someone with severe learning disabilities and/or a physical incapacity which renders them helpless when faced with the prospect of seeing a stranger through a window without smearing their mucus covered tongues all over the glass, possibly as some kind of retard greeting.

Alternatives are 'spaz' or 'mongole'.
Small child: Tee hee, look at those windowlickers!!!!

Mother: You shouldn't be unkind, they are people too

Small child: Eugh! Look at that one windowlicker with the snotty nose!

Mother: Tee hee! They are funny aren't they!
by Glenn Parrington May 20, 2005 share this
2. Windowlicker
Common term used to describe a retard.
Look at that short bus full of window lickers!
by Domenic Apr 23, 2003 share this
3. windowlicker
a person who wears a helmet on the little bus to school . While looking out the window at whatever proceeds to lick the windows on the bus
look at that windowlicker on the tart cart bus..
4. windowlicker
A song recorded by Aphex Twin
Now playing: Windowlicker - Aphex Twin
S4: I love this song!
5. Windowlicker
1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush
i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.
by woodpidgeon Oct 30, 2003 share this
6. windowlicker
Way to describe any manner of retarded behavior
What kind of fucking window licker drinks dairy creamer?
by Fleur Jun 7, 2004 share this
7. Windowlicker
a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.
JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!
by brian May 13, 2003 share this
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