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Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.
"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"
by Biscuit Buscemi October 02, 2005
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spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.
the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
by d to a the to the n-n-y February 11, 2007
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the act of ejaculaction
i tell a lie i did spaff on her tits
by badman April 03, 2003
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another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009
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also known as wordspunk/word, wordjizz/word, wordbaby batter/word, wordcum/word, wordspooge/word or wordman juice/word
if you spaff on my face ONCE MORE, i'm gonna get really angry
by lizie May 01, 2003
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To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.
I Spaffed on her face/tits/bumhole!
by Slipknot Mike June 16, 2006
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