When you don't feel like everything is going the way you want it to, or you just need to escape your current situation, just take it to South Beach.
Lebron James didn't renew his basketball contract and needed to escape Cleveland, Ohio, so he just had to Take it to South Beach.
by tsmith6 August 2, 2010
Making a cone-shaped cup with your hands and placing it over your mouth in order to catch every drop of another mans semen.
That guy was such a cum whore he always used the South Beach Dream Catcher in order to not lose a drop.
by Gun-Gun July 28, 2008
A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.
by bdaking2 July 29, 2011
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 10, 2010
A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
by El Tren July 21, 2010