Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.
Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?
Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.
Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?
Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.
Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.
Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.