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Soul Vomit

The case in which pent up ideas, emotions, revelations, and epiphanies are brought to fruition in the form of a quickly written document that is soon forgotten. While the experience may be unpleasant as it's happening, once over it leaves one with a sense of relief and often clarity.
I was feeling pretty down until i let go of all this soul vomit, and now I'm alright.
Soul Vomit by Sparkybear May 6, 2011
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soulvomit 

a sticky, usually white or yellowish white, substance forcefully ejected from the male of a mammalian species during a state of arousal in combination with stimulation of the genital region. It transports the DNA information of the host, in an attempt to mix with the DNA information of a hostess, ultimately creating a new soul.
Many things can go wrong along the way however, often resulting in empty kleenex boxes, sticky faces, wet spots on the sheets, or even anal creampie.
"Dude... I fucked up man... I left the soulvomit in that receptacle"

"Is that soulvomit in your hair Mary?"

"New from (insert porn producer here): Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Soulvomit... part XXIV"



soulvomit by SoulVomit March 15, 2009
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026