SOMM

Shorthand for: Shit On My Mother!

An acronymic exclamation used in extreme cases of surprise.
Bill: "Steve, do you see that obese woman in spandex?!"

Steve: "Well SOMM (shit on my mother), that's disgusting!"
by The Distiller January 20, 2011
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Somme time

Ur a idot is what it means
He's is very somme time
by Man get the dorr October 17, 2018
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