Somey

1. When you have to take a big fat greasy turd.

2. Word to replace 'shit'.

1. "I had to take a big fat Somey after eating lunch today

2. "The quarterback played like Somey today"

by Chingas July 8, 2012

somey

a short trini girl, who resides in canada

hey thers somey!!
where?
right there!!
oh

by chrsghs October 16, 2003

SOMEY

A hoe that hates his hair but hates the red head even more. Will suck dick for 10 bucks. AE hes waiting for u to pop up in his DMs. Rly sweet hoe w nothing but love to give -- obvs except for the red head.

Somey is a fucking legend.

by GN hoe October 5, 2019