Politics regarding socks- to wear them with certain shoe types, or to go bare. Can be expanded to arguments over sock colours and patterns, with a frequent dispute being whether or not it is acceptable to wear socks to bed.
Guy with swag: "Um, are you wearing socks...with sandals?!"
Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"
Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"
Guy without swag: "Yah, so?"
Guy with swag: "You have an appalling knowledge of Socklitics"
by Joseph Butler May 21, 2012
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