soccer

A very entertaining sport played by kicking a black and white ball around and into a net if possible.

Soccer is so fun!

by 25IMF June 22, 2019

soccer.

great sport to play i think, especially at night

"soccer is my life, i love it"

by mdawg89 April 27, 2005

Soccer

An acting game where players in shirts plastered in so many ads they look like stock cars cry and act hurt to win the pity of the judge, who will then eject the "offending" player from the game.

You are a great soccer player. Even though the other player obviously didn't touch you, the way you whined and cried actually made me think he may have given you a small bruise!

by Hockey > Soccer May 18, 2010

soccer

A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup.

Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.

The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006

Soccer

(Universal)
The first and most popular sport in the world. The National Sport of every country in the known world (exept USA and Canada) No other sport can surpass this game.

Soccer is my favorite sport, and the same goes for the whole freakin world!

by Benny March 9, 2005

soccer

The most famous sport in the world , 2 teams of 11 players each using any part of the body except the hands and the arms to put a ball into the net .
Players needs to be very skillful: dribbling ,accurate passing ,tackling ,heading and ball control .
Soccer is the king of all sports .

Great soccer players includes maradona ,pele,ronaldo ,van basten ,zidane and vanessen amongst many others

by van 007 May 26, 2005

Soccer

Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes

Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night?
Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.

by UsedPizza April 8, 2016