However there has been one eminent scientist who has challenged this theory over the last few years and has split the scientific community by almost a million to one. Dr Butterfield of Sheffield, England claims in his latest book “Soap don’t eat it its real” that “Soap is basically made of bubbles”. After years of pain staking research Dr Butterfield eventually got hold of some soap. This led him to write an article in the popular scientific journal “Neo Nonsense” titled “Why is there no Superdrug in Sheffield”. This, some say, is the final nail in the coffin of the so called “Pig Fat” theory as there are clearly plenty of Superdrugs in Sheffield. During an exclusive interview I had with Dr Butterfield in the research lab of his Sheffield University he calls “The Puzzle Factory” I asked “What’s all this bubble stuff about”. After about three hours, and I confess I was getting a little hungry, Dr Butterfield came up with the following observation “When you rub soap on your body this produces bubbles. These bubbles don’t appear from thin air”. A confused look appeared on Dr Butterfields face and he promptly fell asleep.
So we have two conclusive theories one is based on pure fact, the other is the figment of an overactive fictional mind. Clearly this debate is going to rage for many years.
Dr Butterfield> "No don't that soap is made of bubbles"
SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!
Pig- Your soap dropped nigga. Pick it up.
Subject - What is this about?
Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?
Audience- Who is the intended audience?
Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?
Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?
All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!
Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!