For many years soap was thought to be a cleaning product made from pig fat and sodium. This theory has now been proved to be mostly true. In fact, after some extensive research I have found this theory on the internet so it must be completely true.
However there has been one eminent scientist who has challenged this theory over the last few years and has split the scientific community by almost a million to one. Dr Butterfield of Sheffield, England claims in his latest book “Soap don’t eat it its real” that “Soap is basically made of bubbles”. After years of pain staking research Dr Butterfield eventually got hold of some soap. This led him to write an article in the popular scientific journal “Neo Nonsense” titled “Why is there no Superdrug in Sheffield”. This, some say, is the final nail in the coffin of the so called “Pig Fat” theory as there are clearly plenty of Superdrugs in Sheffield. During an exclusive interview I had with Dr Butterfield in the research lab of his Sheffield University he calls “The Puzzle Factory” I asked “What’s all this bubble stuff about”. After about three hours, and I confess I was getting a little hungry, Dr Butterfield came up with the following observation “When you rub soap on your body this produces bubbles. These bubbles don’t appear from thin air”. A confused look appeared on Dr Butterfields face and he promptly fell asleep.
So we have two conclusive theories one is based on pure fact, the other is the figment of an overactive f...
Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.
Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!
A person, usually one of large size, who tends to do nothing of significant productivity during the day. A soap's activities can include, but is not limited to; playing video games, watching tv, napping, and using the internet for countless hours.
Taylor is such a soap, he has been watching re-runs of the Reds on tv all day.
Acronym. Same Old AP Shit. Statement about Advanced Placement (AP) classes always just doing things "because they might be on the test."
Teacher - You have to be able to analyze primary sources in your sleep, it's a big part of the test.
Student # A - SOAPS....
Student # B - Ya, tell me about it.
Ya gotta believe me, man!
Another word for hard liquor. Commonly used by teens so that people don't know that they are talking about alcohol, so that they don't get in trouble.
hey bitch! lets go pick up a homeless guy and get him to buy us some soap.
Sex on a Pancake!
Meaning something very very good.
That guy is very Soap