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snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008
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