fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)

A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.
by David Billard January 15, 2004
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When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".
by Butthole Donuts January 12, 2008
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The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.
When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.
by pachuco553 July 28, 2018
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a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos
man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch
by irsishunicorns December 11, 2010
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Word to your mom and your sister. A wonderful way to say what up dog? My friend Andrew; We call him Snootch!!!
Sup Snootch? Snootch to your mom! Don Wan De La Nootch!
by Jeremiah M Duke March 3, 2005
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A smooch delivered to a snoot, most commonly on a doggo.
I greet my doggo with snootches and roobs every day when I come home.
by May 26, 2023
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To grab or take, often jokingly or sneakily, and usually with exaggerated motion. Can be thought of as a goofy pronunciation of snatch (verb).

Very similar to yoink, as both are often spoken aloud by the doer while performing the action. In contrast to yoink, snootch implies a level of feigned secrecy or pretending to be unnoticed. After snootching something, a person may then abscond with what they snootched.
Girlfriend: *leans in close, sneakily takes a french fry from their partner's plate* "Snootch", she says as she takes it, then quickly eats the fry.

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*Playing capture the flag* "Snootch", one says aloud into voice chat as they grab the flag from the opposing team's base.
by SFrinlan November 23, 2022
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