An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.
Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.
Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*
-dog falls to it's knees-
Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.
It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
Often confused with a seizure or panic attack, a sneizure is a series of short sneezes that occur one after the other, somewhat resembling a seizure. Once eight sneezes have occured sequentially, it is said to be the equivalent of an orgasm.
Yeah, I just had a sneizure.
1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.
2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.
That sneeze was a sneizure.
Having an attack of repetitive sneezing, like a seizure.
achoo! achoo! achoo!
Stop having a sneizure! We'll have to rush you to the hospital!
An instance in which one person sneezes repeatedly for a large amount of time, usually resulting in annoyance from all surrounding parties
1: OMG did you hear her story?
2: No, I couldn't hear anything! She was impossible to hear during her sneizure.
A sneeze so violent it nearly takes your head off.
My headcold is so bad I'm having sneizures.