A one eyed Pekingese that snorts ans gives high fives.
I awoke to hear the sounds of snorting and grunting above my head and a white fluffy tail kept brushing my eyes. Immediately, I knew it was the snorglefloof.
The spontaneous and uncontrollable laughter that ensues when someone attempts to stifle a sneeze in a room full of people, resulting in a peculiar combination of snorts, giggles, and snorts that sound like a cross between a snicker and a flop
Example: Jane tried to hold in her sneeze during the important meeting, but the entire room erupted in sniggleflops, making it impossible for anyone to take the presentation seriously.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.