snarfle

The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.

Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.

by pluck April 1, 2007

snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead June 29, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008

snarfle

V. To peruse (a particularly geeky product or service) with excitement. The term stems from the sound that the brown monsters in DOOM 1make.

We spent all night snarfling over the latest "Science and Surplus" catalog.

by Frau Nau February 25, 2005

snarfle

The sound that is made when sucking in snot while sniffling or sobbing

Mary snarfled in her sniffles to prevent the snot from running out of her nose.

by CorpusLobo November 12, 2007

snarfle

Snarfle: To repeated rub back and shouldlers, followed by head and snout, on a soft surface.

My dachshund likes to snarfle when he is especially relaxed.

by Martha Denton March 31, 2007

snarfled

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

by nonyabizyo July 22, 2014