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Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.
*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!
by xHARMONICOREx January 16, 2011
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the underparts of a lady, so called because of the similar view of a snail retreating from attack into it's shell.
Camilla: Hey Charles, did you see Sharon Stone's snail just then,

Charles: Why yes i did my dearest wife, and it was shit.
by BigFatSquirrel July 15, 2009
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v. (used for women) to be so sexually stimulated by the thought/sight/scent of a potential sexual partner that the loins become moist enough to leave a trail similar to that of a snail on the chair
She was snailing for the hockey player in her class; she damn near slipped off her seat.
by SinoDave May 14, 2007
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To take ones scrotum and slide it along a girls body, usually her face, leaving a trail of sweat.
I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!
by BH Steamer September 25, 2006
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History: Began as an accidental mix of slamming and nailing when one could not decide which word to use.

The act of brutally punting/bashing/slamming/nailing another.
That hoebag wouldn't stop complaining, i was about to snail her.
by yomeghenrysup May 16, 2008
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a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever
That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.
by Jake March 09, 2004
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Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about
You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail
by Biff Winton November 27, 2007
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