When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"
by Underground Boy October 10, 2004

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the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)
That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!
by truth33 April 21, 2011

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Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.
*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!
by xHARMONICOREx January 16, 2011

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the underparts of a lady, so called because of the similar view of a snail retreating from attack into it's shell.
Camilla: Hey Charles, did you see Sharon Stone's snail just then,

Charles: Why yes i did my dearest wife, and it was shit.
by BigFatSquirrel July 15, 2009

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v. (used for women) to be so sexually stimulated by the thought/sight/scent of a potential sexual partner that the loins become moist enough to leave a trail similar to that of a snail on the chair
She was snailing for the hockey player in her class; she damn near slipped off her seat.
by SinoDave May 14, 2007

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a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever
That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.
by Jake March 09, 2004

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History: Began as an accidental mix of slamming and nailing when one could not decide which word to use.

The act of brutally punting/bashing/slamming/nailing another.
That hoebag wouldn't stop complaining, i was about to snail her.
by yomeghenrysup May 16, 2008

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