To eat out a pussy then leaving left over vaginal mucus, a girl will rub her pussy along your body leaving a trail of "slime" similar to a snail.
BRO- my girlfriend did the snail on me last night it was totally tubular

chick- omg id totally snail brad pitt
by thesnailmaster May 07, 2012
When one is late for an appointment or meeting. Or someone who is just generically slow in doing anything.
"You snail! You're always late!"

"Could you eat a lil faster? You're such a snail!"
by Sexehhh January 02, 2009
(from snail mail)

(v.) to send (a letter, card, or package) via physical mail; to mail or post (a tangible object) using a postal service. Bills and junk mail are perhaps the most common items snailed, but people snail personal letters and items as well.
I snailed my aunt a CD of Richard Clayderman, her favorite pianist.
by Grinning Cat December 26, 2010
Students Not Already In Law School
Man, you can't find a single seat in library because of all the SNAILS....
Dude, I hate SNAILS!
Me too.
by Van10001 December 09, 2008
An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..
Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....
by babooncunt July 21, 2010
When you take your penis, wrap it around your testicles, and then draw the tip out to the side, thus creating the snail's body with your penis and the shell is represented by the testicles.

Only looks good if you have an Elephant Trunk.
"Dude, Anthony... show us the snail, man!"
by Anthony October 10, 2004
the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)
That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!
by truth33 April 21, 2011

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