Smurk

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by anonymous October 19, 2020

Smurk

To display superior knowledge through facial expression. Like a smirk but by someone who is five steps ahead of the game. Usually a permanent fixture on the face of the smurker.

JB smurked so hard at me I knew in that moment that I was a total dangleberry and was being undermined in ways I didn't even understand.

I tried to smurk back but you can't fake a smurk. All I could do was be glad I didn't know what the fork he was smurking about.

by smurkmyfaceoff July 26, 2017

Smurk

Telling some one to leave or bye.

"Smurk jhit for I beat your ass"
"Smurk off my post"
"Smurk Lil sweetie my lady otw back home"

by Tsavageee January 30, 2017

Smurk

smile in an irritatingly smug, conceited, or silly way.

He smurked annoyingly.

by Google Words July 29, 2018

Smurk

Generally happens at night. A mixture of smoke, smog and murk.

I was driving along the road when I hit a tractor due to the smurk.

by Steve November 19, 2003

smurk

To backhand someone so hard, it injuries the person. Examples would be a busted lip, black eye, nosebleed, or large (bruised) hand print.

That hoe must not know who I am..I bet she'll recognize once I smurk her one good time.

by x lnh x3 January 09, 2009

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005