A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST
CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff
instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff
, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff
, or did i say smurf, or did the smuff
ing smurfer smuff
that i said smuff but smurf but smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it