A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
by anonymous Apr 5, 2003 add a video
A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.