Smoved 

this word originiated when i was really high once. i need to get a lot of stuff done, but i wanted to do it totally high, so i smoked and got to work.

"dude i have so much to do today, its time to get smoved"

Smoved by im awesome February 6, 2005

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

smoked out the game 

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."

Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."

smoked out the game by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008

Smoked Salmon 

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

Smoked pork 

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

Smoked pork by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

objects i have shoved up my arse 

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

objects i have shoved up my arse by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

smoked like a bitch 

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

smoked like a bitch by YelloDragon January 16, 2012