The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

Smooping by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

Related Words

Smooping • swooping • scooping • shooping • slooping • snooping • stooping • Shmooping • Smoofing • smooning

Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.

Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.

Scooping That Out by Dane! July 10, 2012

Swooping

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012

swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.

M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !

swooping is bad by Madame de fer October 1, 2018

Snooping as usual

The infamous line said by Robotnik in the episode of AoStH " Boogey-Mania". The line had emphisis placed on the PING AS, which made it sound like penis. This particular clip has been exploited for Youtube Poops and the like.

"SnooPING AS usual I see!" - Robotnik to Scratch and Grounder

Snooping as usual by BlobsStudio October 14, 2009

Doodle Snooping

Aimlessness like Behaviour, Standing around watching other people, Listening to converstions in the background with no input, Does not have much to say.

Hey i think that guy is Doodle Snooping, He's been hanging around us all day but hasnt said much at all. Yeah he is a real Doodle Snooper

Doodle Snooping by Daniel Shepheard December 5, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026