Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

Ivan Smirnov by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020

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smirnov

a person who is terrible at online gaming

dude that guy is straight up smirnov.

smirnov by bob nosrajtl November 24, 2004

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Dima Smirnov

A sex coin termed by the popular pornstar Dima Smirnov, typically acting as a twink in popular experimental gay porn movies, he coined the term, to "Dima Smirnov" someone is to act as if you are a woman upon meeting someone new, and hold that disguise for years, become close to them and get engaged then married to them, eventually upon bedding their lover for the 1st time the aformentioned twink will shed their womanly facade and reveal that they are a big hairy man with a huge shlong, upon this realization the twink will proceed to make passionate love to their spouse as if the spouse was a woman. "Dima Smirnov" was first used in Dima's popular film, "To Suck a Cockingbird"

Person 1: did you hear jerry got "Dima Smirnov" by his wife
Person 2: I wish someone would "Dima Smirnov" me
Person 1: Same

Dima Smirnov by EDBBC_445 March 14, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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