Dude why are you walking around funny?
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020
When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.
Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!
by Dchand1 August 4, 2019
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by Olaf The Fartblaster September 11, 2007
After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
by Boris Persky November 7, 2007
"That's Karina Smirnoff"
"You mean Stewie?"
"No! Her, the dancer!"
"Ohh... Think she knows Stewie?"
"(moans)"
"You mean Stewie?"
"No! Her, the dancer!"
"Ohh... Think she knows Stewie?"
"(moans)"
by JayMayKha501 January 7, 2012
Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"
by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005