2 definitions by Boris Persky

swych

When something is extremely awesome and there are no other words to describe it.

That new motorized skateboard is so Swych! I want one!

by Boris Persky July 16, 2015

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 7, 2007