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Pabst Smir
The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.
Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.
Pabst Smir by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005
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Smir
Noun: The cross between a smile and a smirk; an outward expression of warm and fuzzy contentment; the human equivalent of feeling Smurfy.
Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring
Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness
Verb: To smile while almost laughing, but still laughing on the inside; to feel warm and fuzzy as if you had drunk a Macchiato while while reading a Christmas card from your best friend; The act of smiring
Adjective: To describe something as having smirish qualities; to be in a state of smiritude; smirishness
1) After receiving a present of paperclips which had been blessed by the Dali Lama she did not know if she should laugh or cry, so she simply smired
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face
2) The warm and happy glow of his contentment was clearly evident from the smir on his face
Smir by Jecko Montoya January 1, 2009
Smir'm
Person 1: Good afternoon ma'am! Or... sir? Or... uh...
Person 2: Neither. I'm not a girl or a boy.
Person 1: Oh. That's cool. I didnt know you could do that.
Person 1: But what's the not girl or boy version of ma'am and sir?
Person 2: ...I...Dont know, actually.
Person 1: That's okay. I'll make one up.
Person 1: Have a good rest of your day, Smir'm!
Person 2: Neither. I'm not a girl or a boy.
Person 1: Oh. That's cool. I didnt know you could do that.
Person 1: But what's the not girl or boy version of ma'am and sir?
Person 2: ...I...Dont know, actually.
Person 1: That's okay. I'll make one up.
Person 1: Have a good rest of your day, Smir'm!
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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