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1.
To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.
After a hard night of drinking I got a case of the Saturday Smelcers.

Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Smelcered".
by Hugh GeBawls September 26, 2011
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