Insult, curse/swearword. Popularised by the character Lister in Red Dwarf. Derrivetive of the word Smegma meaning cock cheese.
"What a smeeee. What a smeeeeee. What a smeeeee'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ~ Failed attempt by Kryten to you it in reference to Rimmer.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
by BaldurHW January 10, 2009
(n) Acronym.
1. Social Media Expert Guru.
2. Social media professional, advocate or evangelist, particularly one that tweets, blogs or attends social media related events/conferences
3. A self-declared expert in the emergent world of social media, as evinced by their exciting PowerPoint presentations and super-slick videos using the latest in motion graphics, Really Big Numbers(tm), and that Fatboy Slim "Right here / right now" song.
1. Social Media Expert Guru.
2. Social media professional, advocate or evangelist, particularly one that tweets, blogs or attends social media related events/conferences
3. A self-declared expert in the emergent world of social media, as evinced by their exciting PowerPoint presentations and super-slick videos using the latest in motion graphics, Really Big Numbers(tm), and that Fatboy Slim "Right here / right now" song.
1. "Is it ethical for a #smeg to delete a #smeg worthy tweet because it makes them look like a dickhead?"
2. "As a good little social media expert, I just snaffled it for myself."
2. "As a good little social media expert, I just snaffled it for myself."
by agronnymous July 15, 2010
by t0m3x May 20, 2004
The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers
by Paccali November 13, 2002
True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug
by Lavalova January 31, 2007
by Fish May 30, 2004