Extremely small. Lacking physical size.
The mini cooper is a smeez car.
by kunty December 20, 2005
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Yo I was supposed to chill with John tonight but I totally smeezed and went to Tim's party.
by JuiceDaG July 17, 2009
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(n) the sweat down by your =-o
(adj) to smell incredibly bad, almost bad enough to make one puke
(v) to smeez someone is to get your smeez on them... dont try this anywhere, cause if you do, your fucked up
That guy is a dirty smeez (n)
That fat-ass was smeezy as shit yo (adj)
Did you hear how dame smeezed vagner? the poor kid is still in the hospital. (v)
by Maako May 14, 2003
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a man or women with a rather small penis, that shrinks even smaller when he gets an erection.
dude, kevin has the funniest looking k-smeez ive ever seen.
by Benson Mason January 8, 2008
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noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.
Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.
by Joefigg May 5, 2010
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person 1: "yoooo let's get smeezed this weekend"
person 2: "i'm so ready i've got the alc & drugs"
by getsmeezed March 28, 2019
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A sports team compiled entire of people who like to smeeze, or smoke marijuana, on the daily and then play their sport. They are often good athletes who got really bored with trying hard and would rather just get high and enjoy athletics.
All those players on the smeeze team used to be intense, but now they seem to have really mellowed out on the playing field.
by Patches O'Dorr Conty October 4, 2009
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