the annoying douchey fag of the group. this man usually has no direction in life. quits every job he gets, does copious amounts of drugs and has a high pitched annoying squeaky voice. A smeeze can usually drive a person insane with his annoying smeezed out attitude. A smeeze is also a thief and can steal his friends drugs from time to time. A smeeze is known to be the douchebag of the town that everybody is sick of and will never leave because he gets too homesick. Nobody likes a smeeze.
by daveydoff February 27, 2011
by hehhh July 13, 2006
by Doug E Fresh November 29, 2004
To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.
by SirSmursALot January 16, 2009
by lil ro August 29, 2004
possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.
by benbell March 18, 2010
by DiMPLESz December 27, 2007