Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

Smappling by smappleholic April 21, 2013

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swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

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Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

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Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock by nike kicks March 29, 2022