Troublemaking, drama-addicted, two-faced, hippocritical, judgmental, closet loser women who use their husbands for status, but who give blow-jobs, hand-jobs, their pussy folds and/or money and gifts to the parasitic in exchange for compliments and transient and false self-esteem, specifically those who are married and going outside their marriage to deliver said palm jobs, suck jobs and bumpin' uglies.
Rita loves J's his cock (and others) and is envious when someone else is on it, even though her husband Tim would willingly let her stroke his, therefore she is a slut. Rita deters other women from J's cock with devious threats and malicious intent, so as to keep her concubine to herself, therefore she is a cunt. Rita is the most quintessential example of Slunt, if there ever was one.
by slunthaters June 13, 2010
A slutty cunt. A female who is nice enough to look at, even very attractive, but behind closed doors is a cold as ice bitch.
You meet a girl in a bar and she is gorgeous so you buy her a drink and she graciously accepts, then later on throws it in your face and you realize she is a slunt.
by Joker666fu September 06, 2009
A woman who is both a slut and a cunt. It is not important to posit whether one is slut first, then a cunt in a secondary capacity, or conversely an actual cunt, who did 14 days in jail for slut behavior and moral depravity. Physiologically, she is a marvel of efficiency with only three brain cells perched precariously atop her spinal cord. One for breathing, one for slutty comportment, and the other devoted uniquely to more cuntly behavior.
"Did you see the way that slunt poured the wine into the glass? She barely filled half the bowl of the glass.
by The Phoneme Curator January 28, 2014